Or whatever that expression is.
I wish every surface in my house was dry erasable. And I had a dry erase marker in one of my fingers. Or maybe a different color in each finger. That could retract like Wolverine. Oh, and I wish I was wolverine. Also, I wish I could put the new Google Talk widget anywhere. Literally anywhere. Like on my dry erase refrigerator. So I could talk to my Jabber/Twitter when I’m getting a snack. Which reminds me, I wish I had food in my fridge. And that my Twitter/Jabber thing worked even a little bit.
I wonder who would subscribe to my fridge door? Possibly Con Edison?
Also, I wish I had one of those heads up displays that I could use to play video games on the road while I drive. Or at least while I’m a passenger. So you could shoot oncoming traffic with your rockets and grenades and get points. And it would all look totally sweet and real b/c of the real-time video camera system built in.
Although I might be just as happy with Super Smash Brother Wii if it ever comes out.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I need to diagram something. I wish I had whiteboard. Or some nuts. Or a beer.